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2 months ago on January 31st | J | 6 notes
where u been Silas

Anonymous

fantasticmrblissett:

went to america, mourned doug a bit, got drunk a lot, partied non-stop.

but i’m old, the lifestyle isn’t really for me, so i’ve decided to return to the village.

Well.

I am not Jason’s biggest fan, he is the most boring thing of my life (other than this new excuse for holly excuse u she is supposed to be a sassy queen) but if I’m murdering a Roscoe, it’s going to be that little shit Robbie. 

Plus by the looks of things Jason’s going to jail for a bit anyway so, depending how that turns out, there’s no need

2 months ago on January 26th | J | 3 notes
do you ship yourself with anyone now? or are you still heart broken over doug? can you kill robbie pls?

Anonymous

DOUG </3 don’t remind me anon.

Let’s see, possible ships include: me and Dodger, me and Nancy (I’ve changed my mind about her, I know I tried to kill her before but it;s in the past, I like the new hair. Plus she’s fiesty and I like a challenge) and maybe someone a bit closer to my age, me and the lovely Nana McQueen. That family is so wild, I’d love to be a part of it.

And I usually stick to girls, specifically tarts, but he’s irritating so I could probably make an exception. Sandy’d be upset though and I like her… Idk she’d get over it.

2 months ago on January 26th | J | 0 notes
Share ten facts about yourself, then pass this on to your ten favorite blogs :) x


Okay, you probably sent me this months ago but here goes!

1) I’m 62 years young (don’t tell, i still tell people i’m 50)

2) I have a beautiful daughter called Heidi. I don’t hear from her much anymore, shame :(

3) I love chess!

4) One of my other hobbies is collecting rings

5) I’ve tried online dating a few times, but admittedly i may have lied a bit on my profile. who hasn’t?

6) I’ve lived in france (Is it true girls love european men?)

7) I have another daughter called Wendy

8) I own 37 cardigans. I’m not even exaggerating! I’m like a woman with shoes!

9) I hate women with loose morals! Gone are the days when anything was left to the imagination - modest women are a rarity these days!

10) I used to live in the Hollyoaks village, but I travel around the outskirts now, not staying anywhere for too long. I guess you could call me adventurous, or outdoorsy.

You wouldn’t believe how hard this was! 10 facts is a lot to think up about yourself, although I think most would agree I’m far from boring.

2 months ago on January 26th | J | 2 notes
where u been Silas

Anonymous

went to america, mourned doug a bit, got drunk a lot, partied non-stop.

but i’m old, the lifestyle isn’t really for me, so i’ve decided to return to the village.

2 months ago on January 26th | J | 3 notes
what do you think of the recent happenings in hollyoaks? like theresa going to jail, sinead and freddie getting married etc?

Anonymous

a message aw :)

I wasnt fussed on theresa, especially in the past few months, i think the writers were trying to ruin her character basically like they did with rhys. ok. so i wasnt bothered about her leaving. Carmel though was out of order. Now I’m not planning to murder her or anything, let’s not be hasty, but she’s definitely working her way onto the list if she keeps this up.

believe it or not i actually like sinead. does she go against everything i believe in? yes. i usually kill girls like her. but she’s had a hard time of it these past few months so i feel for her. i like freddie, and i like sinead with freddie, but she deserves better.

other storylines as of recently include:

sienna being terrifying as per usual, i hate her but i do believe she’s insane. patrick is sane and an awful person so i hate him more. i could probably do with murdering her though if she wasnt in such a secure environment. but i suppose will got away with it.. so if he can anyone can.

nancy being fab as per usual. i sort of like nancy and darren together, even though they are the most dysfunctional couple in existence. i like them as friends too though so thats fine.

FINALLY bc i cant remember anything else that’s happened, MAXINE AND PATRICK. Can we talk about this pls. Maxine is such a sweetie, that is coming from me, a serial killer, and patrick what a heartbreaker i die inside when he is abusive. he is definitely on my list of possible murder victims, idk if he isn’t a slut.

2 months ago on January 26th | J | 0 notes

nicotine-whore:

fantasticmrblissett:

how long has it been..? over 6 months probably, i took a leaf out of mitzeee’s book and stayed a few months in america. good times. but i’m back, with a vengeance.

so happy wow love u silas

look at that, i still have my strong fanbase <3

2 months ago on January 26th | J | 5 notes

how long has it been..? over 6 months probably, i took a leaf out of mitzeee’s book and stayed a few months in america. good times. but i’m back, with a vengeance.

2 months ago on January 26th | J | 5 notes

alicexi:

SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME
This just in: Callum is a prostitute from the twenties

I was a client back in the day

8 months ago on August 16th | J | 6 notes

Could hollyoaks please stop introducing all these new psychos and murderers??

Bitch please, I’m irreplaceable.
I am the one and only.

8 months ago on August 1st | J | 4 notes